Rachel Butera

Birth is mommy’s most romantic meat cute and mankind’s hottest selfie.

The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust…

Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound ”coolness,” he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.

Bethiffer tracks down terrorists at the mall, the aliens use a ”sound machine” with unintended consequences on ”Jeff & Some Aliens,” and the ”Suck It, Gary!” guys prank Gary at…